Sweet But Psycho

Secluded cabin tucked away in the woods, a remote retreat where technology is a thing of the past. We offer farm-to-table dining and a complete digital detox getaway (no connections, no online access, practically off-grid). Friendly and affectionate hosts, an unforgettable experience awaits you far from civilization, complete with cozy rooms, natural-fiber bed linens, a refreshing pool, and a bbq area. Anything you desire, we deliver.--(What remains unspoken is upon arrival, the hosts casually roam the premises half-clothed, freely expressing their affection, openly propositioning my partner, hinting at swapping partners. It was a bit crazy yet oddly charming... but definitely off the beaten path.)