One True Pairing

Angel and Aria slide onto the couch, two tight-ass besties ready to finally crack open that steamy soap they've waited years to watch. They have no clue the show’s about to sink its claws in. Months roll by, and these girls are hooked—every new episode pulled up side-by-side, arguing over who the lead bitch should ride. Angel wants the bad boy with the dirty mouth; Aria’s dripping for the sweet, soft one. Tonight the lead’s finally supposed to pick, and the girls plan to settle it once and for all. Episode ends. Plot twist nobody saw coming: she ditches both guys and locks lips with another woman. Angel and Aria sit there stunned, two blond-and-brunette virgins who’ve never pictured two chicks going at it. They can’t even wrap their heads around the mechanics. The longer they talk, the hotter the room gets, until curiosity burns straight through them. Only one way to figure this out—they’ve gotta try it themselves.