My Moaning Neighbour

Dear resident on the second level, I was hoping you could be considerate about the timing of your passionate activities. The sounds of pleasure echoing through the building are quite audible and consistent throughout the day. I don't have an issue with your exceptional love life, but perhaps you could consider adjusting the schedule for your intimate encounters to occur during earlier hours. Some of us do need our peaceful hours for work. Should you ignore this, please be aware that I may find it necessary to reach out to the authorities – or perhaps I could join in on the fun? Would you be up for that exciting proposition? Your neighbor in the adjacent property. PS: There's a $20 debt owed from when a frame was unintentionally destroyed as a result of vigorous activities.