Who's the boss in here?

"C'mon, who's in charge around place?" you'd inquire. But the reality is crystal clear: that person is none other than myself, the lovely Sophie! Want me to walk you through my daily routine at work? Occasionally, the stationary screen drags, prompting me to liven up the dull ambiance in the workplace by undressing and indulging in solo, erotic gratification! Believe you wouldn't mind being a co-worker, eh?