I Used To Date A Rockstar

The spicy Helly came by carrying tons of personal burden on her shoulders. I immediately sensed there was more than meets the eye. Covertly, I nudged her to unburden herself - revealing her deepest anxieties.

Thrilled by the idea of unwinding her tension, I slyly hinted at my rare relaxation methods. Helly, oblivious to my true intentions, was eager to test it out. Little did she know what she was in for.

After much coaxing, she finally spilled about her romantic partner, Johnny Black. Mentioning casually about Black's marital ties sent her into a frenzy. Who knew a white lie could lead down such a twisted path? Soon enough, she was brewing up schemes for payback –and purposely involved me.

It's not every day the ladies take charge of scheming! We conceptualized a cunning plan which entailed capturing it all on tape. Helly showcased her flair by unleashing the fiercest shriek known to mankind. Quite the devious duo, if I say so myself.

- Steven.