Wood Anniversary

Gizelle Blanco strolls into her living room and spots this slick gift box just begging to be opened. She flips the lid, and boom—there's a strap-on dildo staring back at her, complete with a sassy note from her wife Addison Vodka: 'For our Wood Anniversary... Put it on and come upstairs.' Damn, Addison's got style, twisting that wood theme into something downright filthy and fun. Grinning like the cat that got the cream, Gizelle straps the thing on tight, feeling that naughty thrill kick in as she heads upstairs. Addison's lounging in the bedroom, eyes hungry, ready to dive right in. Yeah, this fifth anniversary's about to hit peak hotness—no holding back.