Whenever you mess things up badly, you inevitably wind up crashing at your closest pal Ella's place. Take this latest screw-up: you just confessed to her that you unintentionally banged the daughter of your ex-wife's fresh guy. Ella's stunned by what a total moron you are, yet the filthy tale gets her so aroused that she insists on acting out every naughty, steamy moment of it—for real.