A Feminist Man

What could be more attractive than a man who supports gender equality and excels in cunnilingus, all while holding stimulating discussions on feminist theory. Intelligence is undeniably arousing, particularly when embodied by a tall, charming individual sporting glasses and boasting a doctorate in gender studies. As a new graduate, I have just completed my most exceptional paper, receiving a top grade.

Despite this success, I always manage to find a reason to visit my professor during his office hours. I crave his feedback on my work, but even more so, I fantasize about his praise being demonstrated physically in his bright office, on his desk, behind closed doors.