A Blowjob is Always a Great Last Minute Gift Idea

Darn it. I messed up. His birthday completely slipped my mind. How did I let this happen? Just received a message from him, demanding my presence at home immediately. Otherwise, he threatens we won’t have time to change before heading out. I hadn't prepared a card or a gift—absolutely nothing. There was a situation in the past where a similar tactic saved the day with an ex. Maybe...just maybe, I can rush home and engage in an intense oral exchange with him, distracting him from the absence of gifts. I'll give him the most sensational blowjob, hoping he will overlook everything else. Keeping my fingers crossed, off I go now!