Nerds Rule!: The Finger Bang Theory

Leona steps into the living room and chirps a bright “good morning” at Shelby. Shelby, stone-faced, says nothing’s happened yet that could possibly make this morning “good,” so she’d rather just call it average. Leona rolls her eyes and fires back that SOME people could maybe talk less. A knock at the door cuts the bickering short. Leona lets Holly in; Holly leans in for a kiss, but Leona offers a stiff handshake instead. They settle on the couch and Holly shows off the con passes she scored, plus a queen bed they’ll share. Leona stammers it’s just to save cash—nothing flirty about it. Holly disappears, then struts back in her barely-there post-apocalyptic outfit. Leona’s jaw drops. She inches closer under the excuse of checking fabric seams, but her eyes are glued to Holly’s curves. Holly’s hands start wandering; Leona tries to hush her—Shelby’s right there—but Holly just grins and says Shelby’s in her own world. A moment later they’re too worked up to keep pretending. Holly suggests they head to the bedroom so Leona can “help” unzip the costume. Shelby barely glances up. The second the door shuts, mouths and hands go everywhere. Leona’s still scared of getting caught, Holly isn’t. Shelby bursts in wearing her own costume, catches them both naked, and calmly calls the lie. Holly shrugs and invites her to prove she knows what she’s doing. Shelby strips without a word. Under Shelby’s cocky direction, the three of them fuck like pros—fingers, tongues, grinding bodies until Leona and Holly are wrecked, sweaty, and grateful for their know-it-all roommate.